i wish i could eat this much

deep down i wish i could eat all these. but damn society forces me to stop eating and slim down a little bit so that i can fit in in skinny jeans and small tshirts without showing off any muffin tops. these girls deserve an award for their 'i'm so fat i don't care what you think cuz you're already inside me!' attitude. i wish i were as courageous...





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girls deep-frying twinkie





deidrababe conjoined mcnugget report.





i'd eat a fork if it's deep-fried





half chocolate + half shamrock shake = girl scout cookie

some pics i found today

i suppose this was the best part of the olympics

this modern world, salon

the music nerd's burden. i guess i'm guilty of this. at times.

all people look the same - in manga at least

this is a page from a manga called captain tsubasa world youth i've been reading.

notice how everyone looks almost the same - huge eyes, small pointy noses, lipless mouths, ridiculously huge ears, and sharp jaw lines.

srsly, mangas are the best when it comes to visualizing a out of this world characterization of umm people. i think manga characters are way hotter than real people. i have never seen hentai and i probably should never ever. it'd be weird to imagine your real life partner is somehow who's lipless with ridiculously huge eyes. but the pointy nose and the perfect hair could offset that weirdness imo.

dumb presidents dumbing down the country

video transcript:

mccain: thanks for the introduction guys. they didn't mention that i stood fifth from the bottom of my class at the naval academy. [clap] if my old company officer were here today he would tell you that in america anything is possible.[laughs]

bush: history major. c student. [clap] theres hope for you c students. theres hope for ya. [laughs]

bush: i see how things work out pretty well for a c students. [laughs]

bush: olivia is a phd. i was a c student. olivia is the expert. i'm the president. [laughs]

bush: i was a c student. he's a phd. notice who's the president. who's the advisor. [laughs]

bush: he's the phd and i'm the c student. but notice who's the advisor and whos the president.

bush: see hes obviously a really smart guy. he's a phd. i'm a c student. i want you to notice who's the advisor who's the president. [clap]

bush: he's got the phd in the medical degree. and i'm the c student. notice who's the advisor and who's the president. [laughs]

question: we know that president bush was a c student at yale. so do you remember your gpa at school?. [clap]

mccain: my gpa earned me fifth from the bottom of my class at the naval academy status... since it was in the coolidge administration, it was a different measurement. but i can assure you on today standard it would be barely Pass. [laughs]

i dont understand why people actually laughed and clapped when told that their president is proud to be dumb. mccain, the presidential nominee has yet to be proud of being dumb, but he is smart enough to still run in hoping that dumb people would vote for him.

obviously recent general election exit polls show how republicans are supported by the uneducated, poor, conservatives, old, religious, and right wing nut job voters. democrats are supported by the educated, young, affluent, liberal, and left wing nut case voters.

this year, republicans have mccain who graduated near the bottom out of the 899 students in his class. democrats have obama who graduated with a magna cum laude from harvard. in any other developed countries, the likes of mccain and bush would never get to become the president. i have no idea why people vote for these idiots.