project runway lame-itude s05e04

at the beginning of the episode there's a recap from previous episodes, and i just caught that the kind-hearted ex mormon kid said that he didn't come to the show to make friends. what a typical thing to say when you're on a reality tv show.



my name suede and suede hates how suede doesnt get enough attention this episode. suede is totally sure that when suede said that "suede loves that", the camera is right in front of him. but somehow the editor decided to edit suede out and uses a shot of kelli instead. suede is wackadoodly pissed off.





my name is apollo ohno. i did the one "ohno you didnt" thing i shouldn't have done on project runway. i decided to wear an oversized tshirt when i first go on the show. i am totally ashamed because heidi called me one of the most stylish gold medalists ever.



my name is jennifer and i am particularly inspired by the little jogging suit. i wanna take a different era and translate into modern times. this is my sketch, and obviously i should stay in because i'm so eccentric; i'm the only one who creates childish sketches and matronly designs. i can't believe i got kicked out.







my name is joe. i decided to be an attention whore starting from now because as a 40 something old, bland looking guy, i need to gain the attention. and it feels damn good. i jokingly said "let the fashion games begin" at mood, and said it again when we walked into the work studio. my stomach cringed afterwards cuz i realized it's more bland than saying wackadoodle or girlicious.



i also wanted to show that i am a mature man and i like to confront my problems right away. i went up to daniel because he re-threaded my machine. if only he had paid attention to where people are working. people get in a groove and they start working on certain machines. daniel's so much into daniel. it's all about daniel. he didn't seem to be too concerned about that.

i mean, i'm sure i did the right thing. but then i realized that i am the dumber one to even bring it up because if i wanted to claim a machine, i should've written a note on the machine to not let anyone else use it. that should've been the first thing i did but instead i opted to be an attention whore to stay on the show longer.

my name is karto and i cannot believer i laughed again this week. and i even laughed at blayne's tanorexic jokes too. who knew that blayne and i could even get along. opposites really do attract!

project runway lame-itude s05e03

omg my name is suede and suede likes to annoy people by speaking in third person. suede will be pretty sad when suede gets kicked out in the middle of the show because viewers will cheer his elimination.



my name is blayne and i'm a real lame fggt. i can't stop with the -isms of tim-licious. i feel like i have tourette or something. i try too hard to be memorable. it's only the third episode and i try to be as fake as possible cuz i think it'd be good tv. i'd do everything including showing my really creepy look on tv. holla at cha boy? i'm kitchen sink-ing in one entire episode. how much worse can it get from now?



my name is korto. i finally cracked today! i laughed! i'm surprised cuz i laughed not once, but twice! i think i made the mistake of laughing. if i could stand the entire season being the only serious, scary black woman, my character would be totally memorable. but i couldn't help it. i laughed at some shitty joke. it never happened before! i gotta be serious again!







my name is emily. i dont want to admit it but i'm a total hipster. i am pretentious, condescending, with a better than thou aura and my headband shows it all. it's ironic that i got kicked out because that dress was beautiful. it was finished. it showed personality. it's totally underground and edgy.



my hipster friends would totally wear it to some bar and look glamorous when shadowscene takes photos of my dress! this was just a drop in my uber flowing bucket of experiences [pause] and im really glad that i met you [faking to be nice to other designers]. i got kicked out but whatever, i don't care. my design cant be judged by some mere non-hipsters like nina, michael and heidi. i don't get how a design inspired by a fire hydrant resembles anything that is new york. my design is totally that of new york. for me, new york city is a place where the intestines is inside out. it's to the point!







my name is keith and i'm a typical buffed up, kind-hearted, ex-mormon, gay guy from salt lake city, utah. i can say "hey buddy" to tim gunn without sounding rude. i'm a nice guy.



my name is sandra bernhard. my hero is patrick swayze aka vida boheme cuz i love to wong foo quite a lot.

project runway lame-itude s05e02

first of all, i cannot believe wesley got kicked out. he's like, the only cute guy this season. plus, the two girls' designs (korto's and leanne's) were worse than his.

korto's


leanne's


but anyway,



my name is korto and i'm the typical angry and unfriendly contestant. i'm serious all the time and i hate to smile. i NEVER smile.



before i get kicked out, i dare the editor try to find a scene in which i smile. i'm so serious i even tell my model not to smile.





my name is suede and everyone's gotta give me credit for winning this time. for this week, my design is probably the only fresh look.

but seriously i keep asking the producers why they always have to edit me in such a way that i end up being like one of those stereotypical gay guys who are uber gay and obnoxious?

project runway lame-itude s05e01

keywords: girlicious, wackadoodle, crap, tote

my name is blaine and i try too hard to start a new catchphrase: "girlicious". clearly did not sparkle with the judges.

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my name is suede and i'm too old to use that name. i look badass cuz i have blue faux hawk and i think i sound just as badass because i blurted out the word "wackadoodle" 14 minutes into the season pilot. i also bedazzled my name in the back of my denim vest.

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my name is jerry. even though i got kicked out, i stand by what i said: "as a designer i always wanna be taken serious. i saw that people were just putting crap on top of crap. ya know, paper bags on top of coffee filters and balloons or balls and produce. that's all stuff i just throw away in the trash."







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my name is wesley and i'm tote* a gq guy. my tote bag is tote* manly cuz it goes well with my summer shorts. i wear tote* fitted shirts with sockless loafers. i don't care if other people say tote bag is gay cuz i tote* believe in everything gq says. to me tote* also stands for "totally".