jigsaw puzzle and sarah palin

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biden vs palin

found this from some message board. lol. terribly sexist but hilarious.

tina fey as sarah palin on snl vp debate

sarah palin: a living proof of a political culture that dumbs down americans

sarah palin debate flow chart

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head of skate: the sarah palin story

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if sarah palin can be vp, so can sarah palien...

did they not say the same thing about bush?

folks, if you are a true christian, you'll vote for palin.
if you are a true christian, you also voted for bush (twice).

Dear friends:

Barack Hussein Obama has taken the nation by storm. From obscurity, with zero executive experience, or much of any kind, he has vaulted into the position of Presidential frontrunner. It is stunning. On the surface, it appears attributable only to his eloquent oratory and his race. But an invisible factor may be a strong spiritual force behind him, causing some people to actually swoon in his presence...

Last week at Obama's acceptance speech, that spirit exalted itself in front of a Greek temple-like stage, and to a huge audience like in a Roman arena. Obama was portrayed as god-like. His voice thundered as a god's voice.

At the end, Democratic sympathizer Pastor Joel Hunter gave the benediction and shockingly invited everyone to close the prayer to their own (false) gods. This was surely an abomination, but it was compatible with Obama's expressed theology, and Hunter's leftist leanings.

God was not pleased...

Enter Governor Sarah Palin. With incredible timing, the very next day, Sarah Palin also appeared out of nowhere...

We quickly learned that Sarah is a born-again, Spirit-filled Christian, attends church, and has been a ministry worker.

Sarah is that standard God has raised up to stop the flood. She has the anointing. You can tell by how the dogs are already viciously attacking her. But they will not be successful. She knows the One she serves and will not be intimidated.

Back in the 1980s, I sensed that Israel's little-known Benjamin Netanyahu was chosen by God for an important end-time role. I still believe that. I now have that same sense about Sarah Palin...

Only God knows the future and how she may be used by Him, but may this noble woman serve to bring renewal in the land, and inspiration. - salon

and, surprisingly, similar things were said about bush in 2004

"As some of you might remember in November 2000, I had gone to a little cabin in the woods to pray for 40 days. While I was there, I had a vision of a huge ship that was surrounded by icebergs. The name of the ship was "Pride and Arrogance"; (I knew this represented the United States). 

As I looked at the ship, I noticed there was a big gapping hole in the side where it had
hit an iceberg. In spite of this, the ship kept forging ahead into the path of a gigantic iceberg. I knew if it hit the iceberg head on, it would go down like the Titanic. Many people were yelling and waving flags at the Captain so that he would turn the ship. I wondered why the Captain wasn't heeding their warning.
 
As I looked more closely, I realized he had eye sockets but no eyeballs, therefore he couldn't see where he was headed. Suddenly he received his sight.  When he saw the iceberg looming in front of him, he was absolutely horrified! At that point the vision had ended. I did not know if he had time to change the course of the ship or not. When I asked the LORD who was the captain of the ship, He said George W. Bush (I did not know he had just won the election).

"At the time of this vision I had no idea that there would be a 9-11 attack and that it would leave us with a gapping wound in our side. Also did I not know that the President would go to war with Iraq.

"A few days ago (July 6, 2004) I saw the follow up of the original vision. After working with terror victims in Jerusalem for a few months a friend suggested I take a vacation. She even said she would send me some money so that I could go somewhere and relax. At first I resisted the idea but then I realized I did need some time alone with the LORD.

"As I thought about this, the whole vision came back to my mind. Once again I saw the huge ship that was headed toward the gigantic iceberg. George Bush was still at the helm but this time he had his eyesight.  My thought was that the ship would hit the iceberg, because it did not change course in time to avoid it, and that it would go down like the Titanic. My question was, 'Will George Bush still be at the helm?'

"Again the question arose in my mind as to what had happened to George Bush. Suddenly I was taken back to the scene of the tragedy to see what had really happened. I discovered that when George Bush's eyes were fully opened he jerked the wheel to the right to avoid a last minute crash. This caused the whole side of the ship to be sliced off making the damage and casualties more. Some were saying he turned the ship just to save himself but this is not true. He did it
in the hopes of avoiding the calamity but it was too late. I found myself asking, 'Can any of the ship be saved or will it sink to the bottom of the ocean, and what about George Bush?'

"This was the response I received. 'Unlike the Titanic the ship will not go down. It will stand in the midst of the ocean.' 'How can such a thing be?' I asked. 'The decision by GEORGE Bush to turn the ship will at first appear to be a big mistake because of the great damage that will be done. But in time it will prove to be a wise decision. Even though one side of the ship will be ripped off, no damage will be done to the interior. Had he continued a straight course the internal damage would have caused the ship to sink.'

"'But with one side of the hull gone, what will keep the water from flooding in?' I asked. 'A clear invisible glass wall will keep the water out.' He went on to explain that this wall is created by prayer. He also said that those who remain on the ship will be saved but those who desert it out of fear will not survive.

"Again I asked, 'What about George Bush, will he survive? Will he still be the captain?' 'YES!!!' came the response. 'In fact he will rename the ship. No longer will it be called 'Pride and Arrogance.' Its new name will be 'Openness and Honesty' for things inside can no longer be hidden.'

"I breathed a sign of relief as the vision ended and said 'Thank You LORD!' But then I asked, 'Is it possible that these things won't come to pass?' The LORD responded by saying, 'The protection of the ship can only happen if Christians pray for the invisible wall and if they don't desert the ship.' A.S."  (End quote.)

- Pray for God's protection over America from terror attacks!

- Pray for God's wisdom in the war against Islamic terrorism!

- Pray that the believers in America will wake up and pray!

- Pray that God's will be done in the elections!

- Pray that the relationship between USA and Israel will be strengthened!  

God bless you as watchmen on the walls of Jerusalem!  Thank you for praying for us! - jim bramlett

crazy religious folks will rationalize everything, even the irrational things...

hockey moms for truth!

what have McLies and Alieska done to all the hockey moms?

matt damon: hockey mom vp = bad disney movie

what an elitist ass-hat thing to say matt damon!
how dare you make fun of a pow war hero's bad disney movie imagination VP pick!
how dare you think that a hockey mom of five (one is retardo) is unable to take on russia! matt damon, you are only an out-of-touch celebrity actor and somehow think you can take on russia! just because you acted as jason bourne doesn't mean you deserve to be VP!
you, matt damon, are a sexist cunt!


but other than that, yes, he is quite right. it is a scary thing for a disney movie to go this bad. matt damon is also a good actor (unlike ben affleck)

if sarah palin can become vp, so can tina fey...

if sarah palin can become vp, so can gladys leeman!

gladys leeman resides in mount rose, minnesota (population 5,076)

during her younger years, gladys leeman was crowned the mount rose american teen princess.



she is a pro-gun american. she is a lifetime member of the national gun association and the lutheran sisterhood gun club.





she has been the local chairman of the pageant organizing committee. her job involves administrating and distributing responsibilities to her subordinates. the fact that she has been involved for so long in the committee is proof that she had the proper executive and governing experience.



gladys leeman is also a devoted wife of a successful local businessman, lester leeman. mr leeman is quite well known in the town considering he's a very experienced
furniture salesman and he also has investments in mexico. by osmosis and by marriage, gladys leeman has experiences with free trade and foreign affairs.

gladys leeman's daughter, rebecca ann leeman, is also a member of the nra and the vice president of the lsgc.



the leemans are a typical pro-god, pro-gun, pro-life, type of middle american christians.



later on in life, she was sentenced to jail for a scandalous power abuse case and cost her a run as a mayor of mount rose. she entered a state-wide prison beauty pageant. she is later released from prison and is now the governor of minnesota. ever since holding position, she's been developing strong trade connection with the canadian government.



aside from being sentenced to jail for such a typical political power abuse, she is completely vetted; she is ready to be the next vice president of the united states.

if sarah palin can become vp, so can sarah pawlenty!

sarah palin parody vlog #1 & 2

this is just so damn funny. if you dont know sarah palin, you should!
i love the fake accent.

sarah palin biography

obviously the american media has yet to learn the truth about sarah palin. they discredit her for being inexperienced considering no one has useful any data on her. they say that her down syndrome baby is actually her granddaughter. what an awful accusation.

sarah palin was born in rural alaska. her mother opted not to go to the labor room but decided to stay to traditional alaskan laboring process. they believe that laboring a baby is best done outside in the cold. the icy snow numbs the nerves he reduces the labor pain significantly. because of the all year coldness of alaska, sarah palin developed bulletproof skin complexion. after birth, her mother got eaten by a bunch of hungry polar bears. the bears spared her.

sarah palin is a lethal assassin. she was five when she held her first gun. her first gunshot hit a moose in the eye. her first real assignment was at 16 after she got her drivers license because it wasn't very efficient to walk in the snow. she was hired by alaska's favorite son ted stevens to assassinate evil democrat honchos. since then she's been paid to remove oil lobbyists in dc.

she has only been shot at once while she was 18. she tried to assassinate a young oil lobbyist while he vacationed in montana. dick cheney caught her trying to sneak into his cabin and shot her in the face point blank. even though her skin is bulletproof, she had to undergo minor reconstruction to fix her dented face. sarah palin was back for business.

sarah palin profession ended when she was 25. she became addicted to murder and admitted to a rehab center. after much struggle with her addiction, she re-evaluated her lifestyle. she decided to redeem the men and women she assassinated.

sarah palin became a pro life.

she lived a quiet life after the ordeal. after a few years, a national crisis shocked the world. the world was now on a brink of cold war II. soviet russia sent their intelligence and army to afghanistan to spread the corrupt ideals of communism and provide the extremist muslims with knowledge to make nuclear bombs. the president called sarah palin and urged her to help obliterate the soviet russians. even before the president hung up, she finished her preparations.

sarah palin was ready on day one.

in the middle of the winter night, she swam across the bearing sea, hiked thousands of miles to get to mosco. she vowed to herself during rehab to never kill again but she slyly compromised with herself and will redeem herself again later. she single-handedly killed all the damn russian commies. she rode a camel she confiscated from a dead arab and went down to afghanistan and recovered the nuclear bomb info. she didn't know which ones were shiites or kurds or sunnis. she said who gave a shit they're all the same.

on her way back, sarah palin was caught by some angry russian commies, tortured, and became a POW for a few years, then one day she skillfully tricked the russians and ran back to america.

sarah palin was an american hero. the old governor gave her his job right away. she became the new governor of Alaska. the first order in the state was to murder all the polar bears that killed her mother. she was the most popular governor Alaska had ever had. because she used to be a POW she is claimed to now have three houses because she deserved it. it is only logical for her to deserve it considering how many unlucky veterans out there who are homeless and limbless.

presidential candidate senator john mccain was very impressed with her and felt a major connection between him and her. they both knew what it was like to be a prisoner of war. they both knew what it's like to own so many homes. they both know what it's like to be clueless when it comes to the economy. but they are both patriots and they complete each other.

the audacious john mccain will be accompanied by the ferocious sarah palin inside the oval office come january 2009.

mccain/ palin '08!

horny old dude/ milf '08!

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