in case you missed it, at some point during the second debate last night, mccain referred to obama as "that one". obviously, in defense of the cranky old man, it does sound like a typical thing a grumpy old man would say to tell kids to get off the lawn. i just dont think that kind of archaic colloquialism fits with the younger generation.
my eyebrows raised when i heard mccain say it. i gotta give mccain the benefit of the doubt but at the same time i just rarely hear people say stuff like that in normal conversations. i guess that's why it came off as disrespectful, mean, and possibly subtly racist...
well, there's already a thatone08.com website setup by some obama fan late last night, which i thought was hilarious. click on the button above to that website.
watch the "that one" reference here:
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
vote that one '08!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
sarah palin biography
obviously the american media has yet to learn the truth about sarah palin. they discredit her for being inexperienced considering no one has useful any data on her. they say that her down syndrome baby is actually her granddaughter. what an awful accusation.
sarah palin was born in rural alaska. her mother opted not to go to the labor room but decided to stay to traditional alaskan laboring process. they believe that laboring a baby is best done outside in the cold. the icy snow numbs the nerves he reduces the labor pain significantly. because of the all year coldness of alaska, sarah palin developed bulletproof skin complexion. after birth, her mother got eaten by a bunch of hungry polar bears. the bears spared her.
sarah palin is a lethal assassin. she was five when she held her first gun. her first gunshot hit a moose in the eye. her first real assignment was at 16 after she got her drivers license because it wasn't very efficient to walk in the snow. she was hired by alaska's favorite son ted stevens to assassinate evil democrat honchos. since then she's been paid to remove oil lobbyists in dc.
she has only been shot at once while she was 18. she tried to assassinate a young oil lobbyist while he vacationed in montana. dick cheney caught her trying to sneak into his cabin and shot her in the face point blank. even though her skin is bulletproof, she had to undergo minor reconstruction to fix her dented face. sarah palin was back for business.
sarah palin profession ended when she was 25. she became addicted to murder and admitted to a rehab center. after much struggle with her addiction, she re-evaluated her lifestyle. she decided to redeem the men and women she assassinated.
sarah palin became a pro life.
she lived a quiet life after the ordeal. after a few years, a national crisis shocked the world. the world was now on a brink of cold war II. soviet russia sent their intelligence and army to afghanistan to spread the corrupt ideals of communism and provide the extremist muslims with knowledge to make nuclear bombs. the president called sarah palin and urged her to help obliterate the soviet russians. even before the president hung up, she finished her preparations.
sarah palin was ready on day one.
in the middle of the winter night, she swam across the bearing sea, hiked thousands of miles to get to mosco. she vowed to herself during rehab to never kill again but she slyly compromised with herself and will redeem herself again later. she single-handedly killed all the damn russian commies. she rode a camel she confiscated from a dead arab and went down to afghanistan and recovered the nuclear bomb info. she didn't know which ones were shiites or kurds or sunnis. she said who gave a shit they're all the same.
on her way back, sarah palin was caught by some angry russian commies, tortured, and became a POW for a few years, then one day she skillfully tricked the russians and ran back to america.
sarah palin was an american hero. the old governor gave her his job right away. she became the new governor of Alaska. the first order in the state was to murder all the polar bears that killed her mother. she was the most popular governor Alaska had ever had. because she used to be a POW she is claimed to now have three houses because she deserved it. it is only logical for her to deserve it considering how many unlucky veterans out there who are homeless and limbless.
presidential candidate senator john mccain was very impressed with her and felt a major connection between him and her. they both knew what it was like to be a prisoner of war. they both knew what it's like to own so many homes. they both know what it's like to be clueless when it comes to the economy. but they are both patriots and they complete each other.
the audacious john mccain will be accompanied by the ferocious sarah palin inside the oval office come january 2009.
mccain/ palin '08!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
why this woman resonates sexism we are against
i really dont understand how selfish this woman is. debra bartoshevich is a democratic wisconsin delegate but decides to cross-over and plan to vote for john mccain. she even appears in mccain's newest ad to be aired in key tossup states soon. transcript and video below:
JOHN MCCAIN: I'm John McCain, and I approved this message.
*warning: this ad is aimed for old people. a terribly directed video. this woman can't even act. and the background music is just down right horrid.
second, almost every democrat can agree that the difference between hillary's and obama's plans for the country are so minute it's even ridiculous to debate the mandates of the two.
third, i dont understand how you can still vote for a republican like mccain who's almost always against what obama and hillary are for.
you seriously want to bet another four years of detrimental policies? mccain is not one who will reform the middle class, health care, taxes, and the energy policies. this is the guy who will pretty much continue the same policies of the bush administration, the guy who graduated at the bottom of his class, cheated on his first wife and married into wealth. he was on the fast track to a pampered, elite lifestyle. i dont get how mccain has the type of experience you were hoping for.
on the other hand, you have obama, who grew up with a single mom and at times ate with food stamps for crying out loud. jesus, my family never been down that low but i find it a truly worthy story of an american dream. the guy went to harvard and became the president of the harvard law review. he just finished paying off his school loans by writing a damn book. i mean, damn. this guy might be an opportunist but he sure is smart as hell.
and somehow you, along with about half of americans, still want an idiot to lead for the next four years. mind you, the past eight years we've had a screw up C student presiding. i just dont understand the logic. it's like, america is becoming the land of illogical or something.
anyway lady, i'm sure you're still angry and can't get over the fact that your favorite candidate lost. but hell, get over it already because surely at times like this, your ego is not as important as fixing the economy and re-building the society. have you never seen in the movies how idiots like you always end up screwing shit up and people like you usually get killed in thriller movies because of your idiocy?
you may talk about sexism and how women like hillary are unfairly treated in the media. but jesus, in this case what you're doing is strengthening people's stereotypical view towards angry women like you. you're hot-headed, cannot think logically, you're unable to weigh or differentiate between boon or bane, you want what you want when you want it.
people like you may just be able to wedge into the already deep wound in the democratic party and if dems lose this year, people will blame those like you who get cheap media attention and ruin the chances of the country to a greater good. people like you will cause sexism to go deeper than where it already is at.
i dont know if, in the future, the democratic party will be ready for people like you to hijack the party simply because you cannot grasp the idea that your candidate lost. and your candidate lost fair and square! just because your candidate is a woman doesn't mean that she's entitled to win automatically. what's sad is that you're using sexism as an excuse, which is sad because it makes me wonder if people like you actually like sexism just so that you can manipulate the democratic system.
seriously lady, you should seek mental help already. you should snap out of your denial before november 4th.
Friday, August 15, 2008
the only ad obama needs
and surprisingly this isn't even obama's own work. obviously obama had some punches thrown at mccain but they aren't dirty or negative enough. do you think americans like to read positive news stories? americans like gossips and dumb water cooler stories. why do you think people watch so many shitty reality tv shows and tourists camp outside of the ivy to take photos of celebrities?
srsly, nice guys don't win elections. play nice all you want till september, then step it up after that. you might raise close to half a billion dollars of donation by election day and if you still can't sucker punch the old dude properly you're wasting people's time. and my 25 bucks buying an obama tshirt.
okay, you might not be the nicest guy cuz your own ads did mislead people at times but not as bad as fox news i am sure.
obviously every four years americans get to choose either a giant douche or a turd sandwich. admit it, at times you have been kinda douchy. now be the giant douche that you are cuz we dont care anymore. really, who wants to eat turd sandwich for four more years?
giant douche, or
turd sandwich.
