weeds s04e01 s04e02

finally! waited too fuckin long for this show to return. this show is so goddamn good. every episode jenji kohan just delivered to my face. the script is hilarious as usual. anyway, some lines:



^that's not a drink btw



andy: i'm having jerkoff flashbacks. my old stains are still on the wall.
nancy: my children are sleeping next to their unborn cousins. i'm thrilled.
andy: hey, this is where judah and i grew from boys to men.
nancy: how often did you guys come here?
andy: oh three or four times a night.

more after the jump




dough: do you wanna combine them and get like a ginormous suite. a sweet suite. a dude suite.
dean: a dude suite with isabel.
doug: okay, well, she's almost a dude.
dea: not ready to make that judgment till she's passed puberty

episode two



doug: of course they are. the black guys never get arrested. but here we sit. two milks and a cappucino. roasted by the man.